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% Jacobs Landscape Poster
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% Computational Physics and Biophysics Group, Jacobs University
% https://teamwork.jacobs-university.de:8443/confluence/display/CoPandBiG/LaTeX+Poster
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% Further modified by:
% Nathaniel Johnston (nathaniel@njohnston.ca)
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\documentclass[final]{beamer}

\usepackage[scale=1.24]{beamerposter} % Use the beamerposter package for laying out the poster

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\usepackage{graphicx}  % Required for including images

\usepackage{booktabs} % Top and bottom rules for tables

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%	TITLE SECTION 
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\title{How did we get here?} % Poster title

\author{Author, Hyperego, Amoricles, Adjudicator, Jon, Cecilia, Liberty, Perdita, Endo, Yoneda, et al.}

\institute{\fbox{Next Up: Category Theory}} % Institution(s)

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\begin{document}
	
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	\setlength\belowdisplayshortskip{2ex} % White space under equations
	
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			\begin{column}{\sepwid}\end{column} % Empty spacer column
			
			\begin{column}{\onecolwid} % The first column
				
				\textit{Hyperego:} Seriously what. Ugh I don't like this font.
				
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				%	OBJECTIVES
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				\sethlcolor{black}
				
				\begin{alertblock}{Objectives}
					
					The goal of the matter is this:
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						\includegraphics[width=1007cm height=7cm]{god.png} & 
						\raggedleft
						%\includegraphics[width=7cm]{damn it.png}
					\end{tabular}
					
				\end{alertblock}
				
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				%	INTRODUCTION
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				\begin{block}{Introduction}
					
					This [...] is a message... and part of a system of messages\ldots pay attention to it!
					
					Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
					
					This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
					
					What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. 
					
					This statement requires citation \cite{Smith:2012qr}.
					
				\end{block}
				
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				\begin{figure}
					\includegraphics[width=0.8\linewidth]{placeholder.jpg}
					\caption{Figure caption}
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						%	MATERIALS
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						\begin{block}{Materials}
							
							The following materials were required to complete the research:
							
							\begin{itemize}
								\item My life.
								\item My whole life. %PARASITE.
								\item Omniscience.
								\item Fate.
							\end{itemize}
							
							The materials were prepared according to the steps outlined below:
							
							\begin{enumerate}
								\item 
								\item 
								\item % The person below is cringe. Why don't they want to suffer?
								\item I'd close my eyes so I cannot see the view from halfway down.
							\end{enumerate}
							
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						%	METHODS
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						\begin{block}{Methods}
							
							Multivitamins. ClearLax. Estrogen. Spironolactone. Caffeine. Adderall. Alcohol. Nothing more sadly. I'm frugal now.
							
							% Oh how outdated this is now.
							
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				%	IMPORTANT RESULT
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				\begin{alertblock}{Important Result}
					
					It is known \textit{very well}, that adipiscing elit. Sed commodo molestie porta. Sed ultrices scelerisque sapien ac commodo. Donec ut volutpat elit.
					
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						%	MATHEMATICAL SECTION
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						\begin{block}{Mathematical Section}
							
							No.
							
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								% E = mc^{2}
								% \label{eqn:Einstein}
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							% Nam quis odio enim, in molestie libero. Vivamus cursus mi at nulla elementum sollicitudin. Nam quis odio enim, in molestie libero. Vivamus cursus mi at nulla elementum sollicitudin.
							
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								% \kappa =\frac{\xi}{E_{\mathrm{max}}} %\mathbb{ZNR}
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						%	RESULTS
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						\begin{block}{Results}
							
							\begin{figure}
								\includegraphics[height=0.8\linewidth]{WA_1769977875196.jpg}
								\caption{What is there left when deconstruction involves killing yourself?}
							\end{figure}
							
							Is purple and red a good color combination? We're want to spend a while looking at it.
							% It will happen on its hands.
							
							\begin{table}
								\vspace{2ex}
								\begin{tabular}{l l l}
									\toprule
									\textbf{Treatments} & \textbf{Response 1} & \textbf{Response 2}\\
									\midrule
									Treatment 1 & 0.0003262 & 0.562 \\
									Treatment 2 & 0.0015681 & 0.910 \\
									Treatment 3 & 0.0009271 & 0.296 \\
									\bottomrule
								\end{tabular}
								\caption{Table caption}
							\end{table}
							
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				%	CONCLUSION
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				\begin{block}{Conclusion}
					
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					Conclusions. \ \ \ At one point they felt a Frankenstein stress/comfort/dislike/like when encountering \hl{Her}. Now she feels nothing.
					
				\end{block}
				
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				%	ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
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				\begin{block}{Additional Information}
					
					Curriculum Vitae
					\begin{itemize}
						\item 
						\item % Everything
						\item Pales
						%\item
					\end{itemize}
					
				\end{block}
				
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				%	REFERENCES
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				\begin{block}{References}
					
					\nocite{*} % Insert publications even if they are not cited in the poster
					\small{\bibliographystyle{unsrt}
						\bibliography{sample}\vspace{0.75in}}
					
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				%	ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
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				\begin{block}{Acknowledgements}
					
					\small{\rmfamily{See strip 2.}} \\
					
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				%	CONTACT INFORMATION
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				\begin{alertblock}{Contact Information}
					
					\begin{itemize}
						\item $\sim$nextupct somewhere.
						% \item @metastasys on pronouns.cc. none of this is accurate now???
						\item See "about the author" % stupid usernames
					\end{itemize}
					
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	%WHO MADE THIS? FUCKING IDIOT. THEY'LL NEVER BE WORTH ANYTHING. THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE THAT WILL.
	
\end{document}
